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The talking clock

A young lad was proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend. The college student led the way into the living room where the friend noticed a large gong and hammer sitting against one wall.

Heads up on parking lot scam targeting older gentlemen

A “heads up” for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, and even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Funny Protest Signs

Protestors with too much time on their hands make signs intended to boldly pronounce their beliefs and grief. Luckily for us, their signs are quite often funny – sometimes accidentally funny (to the chagrin of the ignorant protestor). Here’s a collection of real-life protest signs that either intentionally or unintentionally make us laugh.

Funny Tombstones and their Funny Epitaphs

When you die, who gets the last laugh? In these instances, the poor soul that departed this Earth leaves us with hilariously funny epitaphs and tombstones. The following are real-life funny tombstones.

Funny 404 (Page not Found) Errors

When you visit a web site and attempt to access a web page that does not exist, the web site will issue a “404 error” indicating that the page could not be found. In most cases these 404 errors are cut and dry, standard, technical explanations. But some webmasters get a bit creative and spice things up with a humorous 404 error page. Here’s a collection of funny 404 errors from around the web.

Mister, can you spare a dollar

A mean leaves the bar after a long night drinking. As he leaves, late for dinner again, he sees an old bloke begging on the corner. And the bloke says, “Mister, can you spare a dollar?” The man thinks about the question for a bit and asks the bloke, “If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy alcohol?”

Lending a drunk a helping hand

A man is in a bar after a long night of drinking when he notices a drunk who keeps falling off his stool. The man finishes his drink watching the other man trying to get back up onto his stool. Feeling a bit sorry for the drunk, the man tries to help him stand up, but the drunk just keeps falling back down to the floor.

The crazy things that walk into a bar

A golf club walks into a bar and orders a beer, but the bartender refuses to serve him. “Why not?” asks the golf club. “You’ll be driving later.”