I got this pool table for my wife

If you are grouchy, irritable, or just plain mean

If you're drinking to forget, please pay in advance

If you're not the lead dog, the view never changes

If you're smokingin here you'd better be on fire

4 out of 5 dentists recommend hockey

The toes you step on today might be connected

Don't talk about yourself. We'll do that after you leave.

Notice: This boat is skippered by the captain.

Please aim straight. Those after you may be on all fours.