January 27th, 2011 
jokester A man walks into a bar and asks for 12 whiskeys. He then commences to slamming them down, one after the other, as fast as he can. The bartender asks, “Why are you drinking those whiskeys so fast?”
The man replies, “You’d drink them fast too if you had what I have.”
The bartender asks, “What do you have?”
The man says, “75 cents.”
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