18 December 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Early Christmas Shopping should be a Crime

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,”What are you charged with?”

“Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.

“That’s no offense”, said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”

The defendant replied, “Before the store opened.”

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