What does Frosty eat for lunch?
What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?
A Frosted One!
What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?
What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?
A “brrr” – “grrr”!
Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?
Because snow man’s an island!
What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?
The cold shoulder!
What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill!
What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark?
Who are Frosty’s parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?
What does Frosty eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes! (or was that “Frosted Flakes”?)
Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance?
What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head?
An ice cap!
Where does Frosty keep his money?
In a “Snow”-bank! (it is cold cash after all!)
What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty stealing?
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-man!
What does Frosty call ice?
What did Frosty call his cow?
What is green, covered with tinsel and goes “ribbet ribbet”?
Did you hear about the cat that swallowed Mrs. Claus’ yarn?
She had mittens!
What did the grape say to the peanut butter?
“‘Tis the season to be jelly!”
This year even the toys are stressed out!
Yeah, they come already wound up!
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do you call an exploding Christmas tree?
Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why is the turkey such a fashionable bird?
Because he’s always well dressed when he comes to dinner!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy!
Why did the mosquito buzz around the bar?
Because he was a “bar humbug”!
What kind of money do they use at the North Pole?
I keep Christmas in my heart every month of the year.
That’s because it’s on my charge card statement that long!
Where do you keep a Christmas tree?
Between a Christmas two and a Christmas four!
Where would you find chili beans?
At the North Pole!
Wayne in a manger!
What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
What do Eskimos use to hold their homes together?
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
A Christmas definition:
The time of year when you exchange “hello’s” with strangers and “good buy’s” with friends!
What is white, lives at the north pole and runs around naked?
A polar bare!
What is in December that isn’t in any other month?
The letter “D”!
I know its the thought that counts, not the size of the pressie…
But couldn’t people think bigger?
Holly-days are here again!
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What did the dog breeder get when she crossed an Irish Setter with a Pointer at Christmastime?
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
How do Chihuahuas say Merry Christmas?
What’s the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
So you can say “Merry Crispness”!
A definition of Christmas:
The time when everyone gets “Santa”-mental.
What’s red, white and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?
My POP is bigger than yours!
Donut open ’til Christmas!
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter “Y”!
What do angry mice send to each other in December?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve!
What happens if you eat too many Christmas decorations?
You get “Tinsel”-itis!
“Do you ever buy Christmas seals?”
“No, I wouldn’t know how to feed them.”
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
What’s the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
A list of everything you want!
Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decembrrrr!
What kind of Christmas tree comes from Hawaii?
“O Tanning Palms”!
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
What’s the favorite Christmas Carol of new parents?
Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
A Christmas thought:
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!