Dieting New Years Resolutions

A few years back I began writing down my wife’s New Year’s resolutions.  Here they are:

2007: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.
2008: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.
2009: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2010: I will work out 3 days a week.
2011: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.

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