Fuck You code in tombstone. This was verified by Snopes. The epitaph apparently was created together by the man's wife and mistress as a way to get back at him.

Some poor soul named "Dumfart"

I told you I was sick tombstone

Here lies an atheist all dressed up and no place to go tombstone

Look carefully - you see what that hand is doing on that tombstone?

I'm so happy I could just shit tombstone

I see dumb people tombstone

It takes a hell of a lot to kill this guy

Poor Pa, he got caught tombstone

Mel Blanc's That's All Folks tombstone

He never killed a man that did not need killing tombstone

Time Expired - Parking meter tombstone. Snopes verified that this tombstone is real. The tombstone also reads "mother's humor lives on" and is a real parking meter bolted to the headstone.

Rodney Dangerfield's There goes the neighborhood tombstone

Shit happens tombstone

I was supposed to be shot by a jealous husband tombstone

Well this sucks epitaph