She thinks her husband is having an affair

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair with another woman.  She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead.  She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head, her finger shaking on the trigger of the gun.  The husband jumps out of bed, runs to her, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ”Shut up…you’re next!”

 

 

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