Two men were driving to their first heist when the passenger admitted to the driver that he was probably too scared to pull off the job.  The driver scolded him, “Don’t be  such a baby.  You’ll do just fine. Just give them our demands and they will cooperate. You can do this.”

The robbers pulled up to the bank and the passenger bravely exited the car, calmly walked into the bank, confidently approached the bank  teller, boldly pulled out his gun, and said, “All right mother stickers, this is a fuck up, put your brains in the bag, or I’ll blow the money all over the floor.”