Disgusting Mommy, Mommy Shut up Jokes

Mommy, Mommy! Disgusting shut up jokes

February 12th, 2012

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Mommy, Mommy! Billy just vomited in the pot on the stove.

Shut up and eat your stew.

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all the scabs that were on your arms and legs?

Shut up and eat your cornflakes!

Mommy, Mommy! What’s a vampire?

Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy puked!

Shut up and get a fork, before your sister gets all the big chunks!

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