Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make a ginger bread men?

Shut up and get back in the oven.

Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister’s guts.

Shut up and eat what’s put in front of you.

Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy’s guts.

Well, just leave them there on the side of the plate.

Mommy, Mommy! But I don’t want hamburgers for supper!

Shut up or I’ll grind off your other hand.

Mommy, Mommy! I don’t like grandpa.

Well, just push him aside and eat your beans.

Mommy, Mommy! I like my little brother very much.

All right, you can take another slice.

Mommy, Mommy! Grandma’s got a bruise.

Shut up and just eat around it!

Mommy, Mommy! I hate tomato juice!

Shut up and drink it before it clots.

Mommy, Mommy! There’s something in daddy’s eye!

Shut up and eat around it.

Mommy, Mommy! But I don’t like spaghetti!

Shut up or I’ll pull the veins out of your other arm.