Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off a cliff?

Shut up or you’ll wake daddy.

Mommy, Mommy! Why is daddy so pale?

Shut up and keep digging.

Mommy, Mommy! I still want to play with Sheldon!

Shut up and close the coffin!

Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy running down the street!

Shut up and step on the gas!

Mommy, Mommy! Grandpa’s going out!

Well throw some more gasoline on him then.

Mommy, Mommy! Why is Daddy zigzagging in the yard?

Shut up and help me reload!

Mommy, Mommy! Can I play in the sandbox?

Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy.

Mommy, Mommy! Why’s everybody running?

Shut up and reload.

Mommy, Mommy! Why can’t we give Dad a decent burial?

Shut up and keep flushing.

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy’s on fire!

Shut up and get the marshmallows!

Mommy, Mommy! Dad’s been run over in the street!

Don’t make me laugh; you know my lips are chapped.

Mommy, Mommy! Joey is biting grandma’s nail.

Joey, stop it, or I am closing the coffin!

Mommy, Mommy! But I don’t want to visit grandma!

Shut up and keep digging.

Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, you haven’t even finished your Grandmother yet.