Jokes in the ‘Funny Stuff’ Category

Pets show us the right way to relax

Funny collection of pictures showing pets sleeping in unusual ways. The pets below, in this cute set of sleeping pets pictures, show us the right way to relax.

Absurd lock on gate

We can only wonder if the person carefully locked this gate and then stood back and thought, “Oh, crap”.

Coopers Hill Cheese Rolling Event

The Coopers Hill Cheese Rolling event is an annual event held in England. The videos below are from the 2008 and 2009 events. Participants attempt to chase a rolling cheese wheel down a steep hill. The first one to reach the bottom of the hill wins. Any event that has an entire team of paramedics waiting at the finish line is bound to be funny.

Is your heart as soft as your boob

A woman was standing in a crowded elevator of the hotel she was staying in. A man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, “I’m sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you’ll forgive me.”

Why do Indians have such long names

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, “Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside…

There’s a hair on my hamburger

A man walks into a hamburger restaurant and orders a regular cheeseburger meal. Moments later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there’s a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!”

Funny patient response to doctor threat of $50 charge for no show appointment

We’ve all heard this before. Some medical establishments charge a fee if you miss or cancel an appointment. In this case, the patient received a letter informing them that they had an upcoming appointment and would be charged $50 if they did not show up. Seeing that the patient never made the appointment in the first place, he cleverly turns the tables on the doctor’s office in this humorous response.

Osama bin Laden is Dead Jokes

A huge collection of jokes and humor about the death of our favorite hide-and-seek player, Osama bin Laden (most topical and related to other news events of the day).

Funny Will Rogers Political Quotes

Elections are really a good deal like marriages, there’s no accounting for anyone’s taste. Every time you see a bridegroom, we wonder why she picked him, and it’s the same with public officials.

I’ve been seeing this woman for two months now

A man goes to a psychiatrist. He says, “Doc, I have a problem.” The psychiatrist says, “Tell me about it.” The man says, “I have been seeing this woman for two months now.”