One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the [...]
Jokes in the ‘Funny Stuff’ Category
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Don’t worry, while you were out I named your kids for you
May 20th, 2013 
jokester A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed into a tree. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, [...]
The Pope’s golf challenge – Jews vs. Catholics
May 17th, 2013 jokester The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. “Your holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match.” The Pope was greatly disturbed, as he had never held a golf club in his life.
Strange banana love
May 14th, 2013 jokester When I see a bruised banana at the market, I give it a soft hug and whisper, “Who did this to you?”
Tell me a bedtime story Daddy!
May 13th, 2013 jokester “Daddy, tell me a bedtime story.” “Sure honey. Once upon a time there was a little girl that wouldn’t go to bed. Then she died.”
Uh, maybe Dairy Queen should rethink their marketing strategy on this one
April 23rd, 2013 jokester Not sure what to say about this one except to note that Dairy Queen should probably give more thought to their marketing strategy.
Crazy things kids say in church (or about religion)
March 23rd, 2013 jokester A 3-year-old was heard praying: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.” A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”
Daughter breaks curfew–as punishment she has to wear this t-shirt to school for one week
January 25th, 2013 jokester This guy posted this on reddit. His daughter stayed out past curfew last week. As punishment, the dad made this t-shirt with his scowling picture on it and the words, “Try Me!!!”. He made his daughter wear the shirt to school for one week.
Funny gym workout bloopers and epic (embarrassing) fails
January 25th, 2013 jokester 
Most of us go to the gym to make ourselves look and feel better but not these folks who apparently go to make themselves look stupid and feel like idiots. Check this collection of epic gym workout fails and bloopers.
Kulula – the funny airlines with a (sometimes dark) sense of humor
January 22nd, 2013 jokester Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Below we have a collection of funny flight-attendant and pilot announcements along with some hilarious pictures of Kulula’s beautiful airplanes.
