A woman was standing in a crowded elevator of the hotel she was staying in. A man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast. The man said, “I’m sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your tit, you’ll forgive me.”
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Why do Indians have such long names
May 5th, 2011 
jokester One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, “Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside…
There’s a hair on my hamburger
May 5th, 2011 jokester A man walks into a hamburger restaurant and orders a regular cheeseburger meal. Moments later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there’s a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, “Waitress, there’s a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!”
Osama bin Laden is Dead Jokes
May 2nd, 2011 jokester A huge collection of jokes and humor about the death of our favorite hide-and-seek player, Osama bin Laden (most topical and related to other news events of the day).
Funny Will Rogers Political Quotes
April 29th, 2011 jokester Elections are really a good deal like marriages, there’s no accounting for anyone’s taste. Every time you see a bridegroom, we wonder why she picked him, and it’s the same with public officials.
I’ve been seeing this woman for two months now
April 29th, 2011 jokester A man goes to a psychiatrist. He says, “Doc, I have a problem.” The psychiatrist says, “Tell me about it.” The man says, “I have been seeing this woman for two months now.”
My wish – for my wife to be 30 years younger than me
April 29th, 2011 jokester A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
Yeah, that was a good trade
April 29th, 2011 jokester A woman was driving in Northern Arizona when she approached a woman who was hitchhiking. Welcoming the opportunity for a travel companion, the driver stopped and, in the course of their talk, the woman glanced at a small bag on the front seat.
Funny Life Altering Questions
April 18th, 2011 jokester Life altering questions or questions we all have. Sorry, but the Funny Grins gurus have yet to come up with answers to these questions.
Funny Churchill and George Bernard Shaw Telegrams
April 18th, 2011 jokester Winston Churchill was renowned for his witty sense of humor and George Bernard Shaw was no slouch in that department either. George Bernard Shaw playfully telegrammed Winston Churchill just prior to the opening of his new play, Major Barbara, offering Churchill tickets to the show. The telegrams went as follows:
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