An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the flight attendant the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day’s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.
Jokes in the ‘Blonde Jokes’ Category
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair with another woman. She goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head, [...]
A blind cowboy walks into a bar and finds his way to a barstool where he sits and orders a beer. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
A blonde comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse and knocks gently on the door. When the farm owner answers, the blonde tells him, “Please, sir, I will do anything for money. Is there something you would like for me to do for you?”
Judi has been working as a secretary at a new firm for a week when her boss tells her “I’ll tell you a little secret. I can read your mind!” “Really?” says Judi. “Yep,” replies the boss, as he looks her deep into her eyes. “For instance, I know you’ve had a date with a man called Bob last Tuesday.”
A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. “I’ll just catch my own alligator,” she told one shopkeeper,” so I can get a pair of shoes for free.” She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting.
One winter morning a couple is listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, “We are going to have eight to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.” Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car.
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet 20 thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
A blonde dyed her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on. She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. She said to the farmer, “If I can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?”