Judi has been working as a secretary at a new firm for a week when her boss tells her “I’ll tell you a little secret. I can read your mind!” “Really?” says Judi. “Yep,” replies the boss, as he looks her deep into her eyes. “For instance, I know you’ve had a date with a man called Bob last Tuesday.”
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I want my alligator shoes
January 31st, 2011 
jokester A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator shoes, but was reluctant to pay high New Orleans prices. “I’ll just catch my own alligator,” she told one shopkeeper,” so I can get a pair of shoes for free.” She stomped out of the store and headed for the swamp.
The Rude Ventriloquist
January 1st, 2011 jokester A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes when a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting.
Where should I park my car?
December 31st, 2010 jokester One winter morning a couple is listening to the radio over breakfast. They hear the announcer say, “We are going to have eight to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.” Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car.
Blonde on a Roll in Vegas
December 31st, 2010 jokester Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet 20 thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
Disguised blonde counting sheep
December 31st, 2010 jokester A blonde dyed her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on. She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at a nearby farm. She said to the farmer, “If I can tell you how many sheep you have in total can I have one?”
The Bus Driver
December 31st, 2010 jokester Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus and the blonde team rides on the top level.
Blonde Questions and Answers
December 30th, 2010 jokester A short blonde question and answer session.
The magic mirror
December 30th, 2010 jokester Once upon a time, there was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror. If you told a lie, the mirror would suck you in.
Give her another chance
December 30th, 2010 jokester One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb.
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