Without further hesitation, here are the Top Ten Rejected Slogans for Firestone Tires (list made shortly after the infamous Firestone safety lawsuits).
Jokes in the ‘Business and Employment’ Category
Genesis 1:1 The Business Plan
February 19th, 2011 
jokester In the Beginning was the plan. And then came the assumptions. And the assumptions were without form. And the plan was completely without substance. And the darkness was upon the face of the workers.
What if these Company’s Merged?
February 6th, 2011 jokester Corporate mergers are quite common. Often when companies merge, they use a combination of their company names to form an entirely new company name. The following are possible mergers and Funny Grins’ suggestion for what the new company could be named.
Volunteer Firemen Save the Day
February 6th, 2011 jokester A fire started on some grassland near a farm. The county fire department was called to put out the fire. The fire was more than the county fire department could handle. Someone suggested that a nearby volunteer bunch be called. Despite some doubt that the volunteer outfit would be of any assistance, the call was made.
True Aviation Rules to Live By
February 6th, 2011 jokester The following are 12 rules that every airplane pilot vows to live by.
Make and wish and you’ll never work again
December 31st, 2010 jokester One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. Since he’d heard these jokes before, he knew that he had to rub the lamp and make the genie come out. So he rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie.
Three men and the Genie
December 31st, 2010 jokester Three men – a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer – are in Miami beach for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek, they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour.
Posted in Business and Employment 
Tags: computer programmer, employment, engineer, project manager 
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