A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed into a tree. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, [...]
Jokes in the ‘Children (about kids)’ Category
“Daddy, tell me a bedtime story.” “Sure honey. Once upon a time there was a little girl that wouldn’t go to bed. Then she died.”
A 3-year-old was heard praying: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.” A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”
A woman has twins, but sadly, has to give them up for adoption. One of the twins goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other twin goes to a family in Spain, they name him ‘Juan’. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the [...]
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
A sweet old lady dropped her handbag during the hustle and bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up to return to her. The lady looked into her handbag and commented, “Well, that’s funny…”
A woman was struggling to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. She turned it upside down and pounded it with all her might. During her struggle, the phone rang. Having her hands full at the moment, she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
An little kid went into a grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. “Oh, no laundry,” the boy said, “I’m going to use it to wash my dog.”
16-year-old Little Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family filed out to the driveway and climbed into the car for Little Johnny’s first drive. Without stopping, Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.