The following parental dictionary will help parents decipher and understand the not-so-evident meaning behind commonly misunderstood child related phrases. DEFENCE: What you’d better have around de yard if you’re going to let de children play outside.
Jokes in the ‘Children (about kids)’ Category
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Is that a baby in your stomach?
January 17th, 2011 
jokester A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, “Why is your stomach so big?” She replied, “Im having a baby.”
Try these smart pills son
January 17th, 2011 jokester One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings. The boy asked hid Dad, ”What are these Pop?” ”They’re smart pills son,” said his father.
The kid with no ears
January 17th, 2011 jokester Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were concerned that their son would have some wise crack to say about the baby with no ears so the dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
The smartest kid in the class
January 17th, 2011 jokester The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would not get recess. The first kid said “Uh, 14?
Kids view of Politics
January 11th, 2011 jokester A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government.
Wanted Dead or Alive
January 2nd, 2011 jokester Larry’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
Cold Cream Beauty
January 1st, 2011 jokester Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked.
If you’re Stupid, Stand Up
January 1st, 2011 jokester A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, ‘Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!’
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