A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed into a tree. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, [...]
Jokes in the ‘Children (about kids)’ Category
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Tell me a bedtime story Daddy!
May 13th, 2013 
jokester “Daddy, tell me a bedtime story.” “Sure honey. Once upon a time there was a little girl that wouldn’t go to bed. Then she died.”
Crazy things kids say in church (or about religion)
March 23rd, 2013 jokester A 3-year-old was heard praying: “Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen.” A little boy was overheard praying: “Lord, if you can’t make me a better boy, don’t worry about it. I’m having a real good time like I am.”
The Amal and Juan Adopted Twins
July 14th, 2012 jokester A woman has twins, but sadly, has to give them up for adoption. One of the twins goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other twin goes to a family in Spain, they name him ‘Juan’. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the [...]
The ugly baby
September 19th, 2011 jokester A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
How about my reward?
September 2nd, 2011 jokester A sweet old lady dropped her handbag during the hustle and bustle of holiday shopping. An honest, little boy noticed her drop the handbag, so he picked it up to return to her. The lady looked into her handbag and commented, “Well, that’s funny…”
Maybe the preacher can help you with that
August 4th, 2011 jokester A woman was struggling to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. She turned it upside down and pounded it with all her might. During her struggle, the phone rang. Having her hands full at the moment, she asked her four-year-old daughter to answer the phone.
Gonna get my dog really, really clean
August 4th, 2011 jokester An little kid went into a grocery store and picked out a large box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. “Oh, no laundry,” the boy said, “I’m going to use it to wash my dog.”
Dad’s gonna ride in the back seat this time
June 5th, 2011 jokester 16-year-old Little Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family filed out to the driveway and climbed into the car for Little Johnny’s first drive. Without stopping, Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
Hungry kid plays mommy and daddy
May 29th, 2011 jokester A mother finds her son sneaking ice cream out of the freezer. Angrily, she exclaims, “Dinner is going to be ready in an hour. Put the ice cream away and go play.” Son: “But Mom, I’m bored and there’s nobody to play with.”
