A pig is eating at a restaurant and while eating his dinner, he drinks 15 glasses of water. After he’s finished eating, he pays for the bill and heads for the door. The restaurant manager stops hims and says,”Hey, don’t you want to use the bathroom before you head home?”
Jokes in the ‘Children (for kids)’ Category
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You can’t leave that giraffe in here
January 29th, 2011 
jokester A man goes into a restaurant with a giraffe. The giraffe lays by his table as the man eats his dinner. After his meal, the man gets up and walks towards the door to leave, leaving the giraffe on the floor by the table. Just as he gets to the door, the restaurant manager stops him and says…
Got any bread?
January 24th, 2011 jokester A duck walks into a store and says, “Got any bread?” The salesman says, “No.” The duck says, “Got any bread?” The salesman says, “NO!” “Got any bread?”
Where did you get that parrot?
January 24th, 2011 jokester A Frenchman walks into McDonalds with a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot is wearing a baseball cap. The lady at the counter says, “Hey, that’s cool – where did you get that?”
I think I lost an electron
January 24th, 2011 jokester Two atoms are walking along talking and the first atom says, “Dang – I think I’ve lost an electron!” The second atom asks, “Are you sure?”
In and Out Skunks
January 17th, 2011 jokester One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play. Their mother said yes, but only for an hour. An hour later, only Out came back. Their mother said, “Out, you’d better go back in and find In.”
Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter T
January 11th, 2011 jokester Huge collection of knock knock jokes targeting names that begin with the letter T.
Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter Z
January 11th, 2011 jokester Huge collection of knock knock jokes targeting names that begin with the letter Z.
Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter X and Y
January 11th, 2011 jokester Huge collection of knock knock jokes targeting names that begin with the letter X and Y.
Knock knock jokes – names that begin with the letter W
January 11th, 2011 jokester Huge collection of knock knock jokes targeting names that begin with the letter W.
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