Jokes in the ‘Comebacks and Insults’ Category

Funny Churchill and George Bernard Shaw Telegrams

Winston Churchill was renowned for his witty sense of humor and George Bernard Shaw was no slouch in that department either. George Bernard Shaw playfully telegrammed Winston Churchill just prior to the opening of his new play, Major Barbara, offering Churchill tickets to the show. The telegrams went as follows:

Funny snappy answers to stupid questions

A collection of funny, snappy, one-line comebacks to the stupid questions people frequently ask.

Funny insults

Sometimes you just gotta put ‘em in their place. Here’s a collection of funny, one-line insults to get you started.

Snappy Answers to Men’s Stupid Questions

Women see the same stupid questions from men all the time. Below are snappy answers to those stupid questions men all-so-often ask.