Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the counselor, who tells him to take Math, History, and Logic. “What’s Logic?” the first redneck asks. The professor answers by saying, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?”
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Hillbilly Medical Dictionary
March 19th, 2011 
jokester Hillbillys have a surprisingly good understanding of medicine and medical terminology. Here is a list of hillbilly defined medical terms.
Where does you go to School?
March 11th, 2011 jokester A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, “Where does you go to school?”
Redneck Stories
March 11th, 2011 jokester Redneck stories and quips such as: How do you know when you’re staying in an Alabama hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I’ve got a leak in my sink,” and the person at the front desk says, “Go ahead.”
Arkansas Watermelon Businessmen
February 15th, 2011 jokester Two Arkansas farmers bought a truckload of watermelons, paying one dollar apiece for them. Then they drove to the market and sold all their melons for the SAME price ($1) they’d paid for them. After counting their money at the end of the day, they realize they’d ended up with no more money than they’d started with.
Guess How Many Chickens in this Bag
February 12th, 2011 jokester Two fellas from Arkansas approach each other on the street. One is carrying a large sack. “Hey, Tommy Ray, whacha got in the bag?” “Jus’ some chickens.” “If I guesses how many they are, kin I have one?”
I can’t tell these dang horses apart
January 24th, 2011 jokester A man walks into a bar, very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “What’s the matter?” The fellow replies, “Well, I’ve got these two horses, and well … I can’t tell them apart. I don”t know if I’m mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods.”
Lone Ranger’s horse gets overheated
January 22nd, 2011 jokester The Lone Ranger and Tonto are sitting in a bar in Texas on one of the hottest days on record and sit down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walks in and says, “Who owns the big white horse outside?”
Invitation to my private party
January 20th, 2011 jokester Sam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he decided that he was sick of the stress and quit his job. He bought 50 acres of land in the middle of Nowhere, Vermont. His place was so isolated that the postman came only once a week and he went to the grocery store only once a month.
Redneck Driver’s Application
January 20th, 2011 jokester Redneck Driver’s License Application… Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Name (select one and only one and if you don’t remember it, check your drivers license before continuing):
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