February 19th, 2011 
jokester The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. Kathy said, “My father’s a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess.”
January 30th, 2011 jokester A mean leaves the bar after a long night drinking. As he leaves, late for dinner again, he sees an old bloke begging on the corner. And the bloke says, “Mister, can you spare a dollar?” The man thinks about the question for a bit and asks the bloke, “If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy alcohol?”
January 29th, 2011 jokester Three men walk into a bar. A drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the man in the middle, shouting, “Your mom’s the best sex in town!” Everyone expects a fight, but the man ignores him, so the drunk wanders off.
January 29th, 2011 jokester A man and his wife are having a drink in a bar. The man keeps staring at a drunk woman sitting alone at the next table. His wife asks him, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” the man says. “She”s my old girlfriend.
January 29th, 2011 jokester A man is drinking in a bar. After he’s been drinking for a while he mentions that his girlfriend is out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it is so cold, goes to check on her. When he looks inside the car, he sees the man’s friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shakes his head and walks back inside.
January 27th, 2011 jokester A man is in a bar after a long night of drinking when he notices a drunk who keeps falling off his stool. The man finishes his drink watching the other man trying to get back up onto his stool. Feeling a bit sorry for the drunk, the man tries to help him stand up, but the drunk just keeps falling back down to the floor.
January 27th, 2011 jokester A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender puts a coaster and a beer on the bar. Ten minutes later the man orders another beer. The bartender brings him the beer and sees that that coaster has disappeared, so he brings another one. Ten minutes later, another beer, and again the coaster is missing.
January 27th, 2011 jokester A man walks into a bar and asks for 12 whiskeys. He then commences to slamming them down, one after the other, as fast as he can. The bartender asks, “Why are you drinking those whiskeys so fast?”
January 27th, 2011 jokester A man is sitting in a bar drinking his bear when a man runs in and shouts “Bill, your house is on fire!”. So he runs outside but then stops and thinks, “I don’t have a house.”
January 26th, 2011 jokester A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before problems start!” He drinks the beer, then orders another, shouting, “Give me a beer before problems start!” The bartender looks confused.
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