A group of senior citizens were talking at the breakfast table in a Victoria nursing home. “My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one. “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.
Jokes in the ‘Elderly’ Category
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Am I Driving?
March 21st, 2011 
jokester Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, neither could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, “I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light”.
Better Write it Down
March 19th, 2011 jokester An elderly couple went to the doctor complaining about their memory loss. The doctor explained it is normal, and suggested they try and write things down. In the evening the husband said, “I’m going to get something to snack on. Do you want something?”
Can I Climb Stairs Now
March 7th, 2011 jokester An old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boarding house, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the cast. “Can I climb stairs now?” asked the little old lady.
Elderly Lady Nigligee
February 19th, 2011 jokester A couple was having their 50th anniversary and the man wanted to buy something special for his wife. He went into a ladies clothing store and asked if they had any negligees suitable for a 50th anniversary. The clerk assured him that they had and brought out a lovely satin gown.
Three Old Men Complaining
January 4th, 2011 jokester Three old men are talking about their aches, pains and bodily functions. The 70 year old man says, “I have this problem. I wake up every morning at seven and it takes me twenty minutes to pee.”
Old love in the alley
December 31st, 2010 jokester The husband leans over and asks his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love with you.”
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