One day the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a $100 bet on the side. “But,” said the duffer, “since you’re obviously much better than I am , to even it a bit you have to spot me two `gotchas’.”
Jokes in the ‘Health, Sports, and Fitness’ Category
Here are Funny Grins top ten suggestions for guys playing golf (or while using a public bathroom). 10. Keep back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder-width apart.
It is well documented that for every mile you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at the age of 85, to spend an additional five months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month!
The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one.