Jokes in the ‘Holidays’ Category

Funny April Fools Pranks

Here’s a collection of funny April Fools pranks you can play on your friends. Example: Put a note on your victim’s car that says “Sorry about the damage to your car. Call me so we can swap insurance information.” Include a fake name and phone number. Be sure to hide nearby so you can watch them search in vain for the “dent”.

All I want for Christmas is…

The Santa Claus at the shopping mall was very surprised when a young lady about 20 years old walked up and sat on his lap. Now we all know that Santa doesn’t usually take requests from adults, but she smiled very nicely at him so he asked her, ‘What do you want for Christmas?’

Higher Level New Years Learning

On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.

Stand by your man on New Years Day

On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and with 30 seconds until the new year, said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who truly made his life worth living.

New Year’s Day Prayer

So far this year I’ve done well. I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper, I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I’m very thankful for that.

Dieting New Year Resolutions

A few years back I began writing down my wife’s New Year’s resolutions. Here they are.

Funny New Year’s Quotes

The following are trie New Year’s quotes by famous people…

Funny New Year’s Resolutions

It’s a new year, time to resolves what you will, or will not do next year.