On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.
Jokes in the ‘New Years’ Category
On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and with 30 seconds until the new year, said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who truly made his life worth living.
So far this year I’ve done well. I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper, I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I’m very thankful for that.
A few years back I began writing down my wife’s New Year’s resolutions. Here they are.
The following are trie New Year’s quotes by famous people…