On New Year’s Eve, Daniel was in no shape to drive, so he sensibly left his van in the car park and walked home. As he was wobbling along, he was stopped by a policeman.
Jokes in the ‘New Years’ Category
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Stand by your man on New Years Day
January 2nd, 2011 
jokester On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and with 30 seconds until the new year, said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who truly made his life worth living.
New Year’s Day Prayer
January 2nd, 2011 jokester So far this year I’ve done well. I haven’t gossiped, I haven’t lost my temper, I haven’t been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or overindulgent. I’m very thankful for that.
Dieting New Year Resolutions
January 2nd, 2011 jokester A few years back I began writing down my wife’s New Year’s resolutions. Here they are.
Funny New Year’s Quotes
January 2nd, 2011 jokester The following are trie New Year’s quotes by famous people…
Funny New Year’s Resolutions
January 2nd, 2011 jokester It’s a new year, time to resolves what you will, or will not do next year.
