A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
Jokes in the ‘Men Jokes’ Category
A woman was driving in Northern Arizona when she approached a woman who was hitchhiking. Welcoming the opportunity for a travel companion, the driver stopped and, in the course of their talk, the woman glanced at a small bag on the front seat.
One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying, “Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.”
One day the Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news,” the Lord said. Adam looked at the Lord and said, “Well, give me the good news first.”
Three men are talking about their wives. Two of the men are talking about the control they have over their wives, while the third remains silent. After a while, the first two men turn to the third and ask, “What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?”
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman are in a bar drinking and discussing how stupid their wives are. The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and bought $300 worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don’t even have a fridge to keep it in.”
How to Take a Shower like a Man.
Here’s a look at 10 things women say that drive men nuts. 1) “That looks cute.” For the most part, men hate cute. We don’t want to hear about it, we don’t want to see it, and we sure as hell don’t want to be it.
After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men; he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women; she loved to browse.