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The secret to his success
March 31st, 2011 
jokester The other day I had the opportunity to drop by my department head’s office. He’s a friendly guy and on the rare opportunities that I have to pay him a visit, we have had enjoyable conversations. While I was in his office yesterday I asked him “Sir, What is the secret of your success?”
What are you taking for your face?
March 31st, 2011 jokester First Boy: Dammit, I forgot to take my medicine this morning. Second Boy: Is is for your face?
Helping a Lady Unzip her Dress
March 9th, 2011 jokester When the bus arrived at it’s stop, an attractive woman at the head of the queue tried to board but couldn’t because of her tight-fitting clothes. Thinking quickly, she reached back and undid her zipper a little to allow more movement. Still, her outfit was too snug so she lowered her zipper again.
No Peeing in the Pool
February 19th, 2011 jokester Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. “You’re not allowed to pee in the pool,” said the lifeguard. “I’m going to report you.”
Make sure you know your pilot before you take off
February 6th, 2011 jokester The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. “It will be waiting for you at the airport!” he was assured by his editor.
What’s the quickest way to Ireland
January 23rd, 2011 jokester A man walks into a restaurant in Ireland, and asks the barman, “What’s the quickest way to get to Dublin?” “Are you walking or driving?” asks the barman.
Pie on my head on Wednesdays
January 22nd, 2011 jokester A man walks into a bar with a pie on his head. The bartender says, “You’ve got a pie on your head.” The man says, “Yeah, I always wear a pie on my head on Wednesdays.”
Jokes by numbers
January 22nd, 2011 jokester A out of towner is sitting in a bar in a remote Australian town. The newcomer hears people yell out numbers (42, 16, 28, and so on) and then everyone laughs. He asks the bloke next to him what’s going on, and he explains that the jokes have been told so many times before that people just yell out their numbers instead of retelling the entire joke all over again.
A head walks into a bar
January 22nd, 2011 jokester A head walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink, and after he is finished, Boom! A torso appears. So the head asks for another drink and after he finishes, Bang! Arms come out of the torso.
(4.00 out of 5)