A collection of dirty limericks – about as dirty as they come.

Limericks that are just a bit dirtier and slightly offensive such as: There was a man from Ghent, who had a penis so long it bent, It was so much trouble, that he kept it double, and instead of coming he went.

Limericks that are just a little bit dirty such as: There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think. It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.