A collection of hilarious sports related limericks – golf, football, soccer, basketball, baseball, and more.
Jokes in the ‘Poetry and Limericks’ Category
A huge collection of limericks related to transportation – planes, trains, automobiles, motorcycles, bicycles, scooters, unicycles, and more.
Limericks related to body parts and the human anatomy. Yeah, some are kind of gross too…
Gross, disgusting, and politically incorrect limericks such as: There once was a fellow named Jim Who took his girl out for a spin The speedometer rose The gas pedal froze They found parts of her but not him.
Offbeat and unusual limericks such as: There was a young man named Wyatt whose voice was exceedingly quiet And then one day it faded away…
Health and fitness related limericks such as: There once was a lady named Lynn Who was so uncommonly thin, that when she assayed to drink lemonade, she slipped through the straw and fell in!
Limericks that are just a little bit dirty such as: There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think. It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
Death, angry, pain, sad, and angry limericks such as: There once was a consumer named Phil Who really wanted to kill A sly young vendor Who mad him a big spender
And gave him a very large bill.
Kid and children related limericks such as: There once was a kid named Darren Who’s room was surprisingly barren He had no toys Like all normal boys But he did believe in sharing.