Jokes in the ‘Poetry and Limericks’ Category

Sports Limericks

A collection of hilarious sports related limericks – golf, football, soccer, basketball, baseball, and more.

Transportation Limericks

A huge collection of limericks related to transportation – planes, trains, automobiles, motorcycles, bicycles, scooters, unicycles, and more.

Body Part Limericks

Limericks related to body parts and the human anatomy. Yeah, some are kind of gross too…

Gross, Disgusting, and Politically Incorrect Limericks

Gross, disgusting, and politically incorrect limericks such as: There once was a fellow named Jim Who took his girl out for a spin The speedometer rose The gas pedal froze They found parts of her but not him.

Offbeat Limericks

Offbeat and unusual limericks such as: There was a young man named Wyatt whose voice was exceedingly quiet And then one day it faded away…

Health, Fitness, and Beauty Limericks

Health and fitness related limericks such as: There once was a lady named Lynn Who was so uncommonly thin, that when she assayed to drink lemonade, she slipped through the straw and fell in!

Just a Little Bit Dirty Limericks

Limericks that are just a little bit dirty such as: There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think. It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

Death, Painful, and Angry Limericks

Death, angry, pain, sad, and angry limericks such as: There once was a consumer named Phil Who really wanted to kill A sly young vendor Who mad him a big spender
And gave him a very large bill.

Kid and Children Limericks

Kid and children related limericks such as: There once was a kid named Darren Who’s room was surprisingly barren He had no toys Like all normal boys But he did believe in sharing.

International Limericks

International related limericks such as: There once was a old man from Norway – who cussed as he sat in a doorway- the door smacked him flat- and he yelled “what was that”? that disgruntled old man from Norway!