A blonde guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the genies disappear.
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Armless and need lots of help
January 25th, 2011 
jokester An armless man walks into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He orders a drink and when he has been served, asks the bartender if he would mind getting the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliges. Next the man asks if the bartender would hold the glass to his mouth so he can drink. The bartender holds the glass until the man finishes his drink.
Just swinging my dog around
January 21st, 2011 jokester A BLIND MAN WALKS INTO A BAR, grabs his dog, and starts swinging him around. The bartender says, ‘Hey mate, what are you doing?’
No dogs allowed
January 21st, 2011 jokester A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR wearing dark glasses, accompanied by a chihuahua on a leash. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, no dogs allowed.’ ‘I’m blind. It’s my seeing-eye dog,’ the man explains.
Damn Seeing Eye Dog
January 17th, 2011 jokester A blind man with his seeing eye dog are walking down a busy street in New York. The man comes to a cross walk to get to the other side of the busy street. The seeing eye dog proceeds to lead his master across the street in rush hour traffic. Cars are honking horns, screeching their brakes to avoid hitting the man and dog. The man finally makes it across the street, unbelievably safe and sound. The blind man reaches in his pocket for a dog biscuit.
Straight from the Horse’s Mouth
January 1st, 2011 jokester Matt calls his buddy Marty, the horse rancher, and says he’s sending a friend over to look at a horse. Marty asks “How will I recognize him?” “That’s easy, he’s a midget with a speech impediment.”
(4.00 out of 5)