Jokes in the ‘Q&A and One Liners’ Category

Funny Life Altering Questions

Life altering questions or questions we all have. Sorry, but the Funny Grins gurus have yet to come up with answers to these questions.

Words of wisdom from the Zen Master

A few moments of zen, words of wisdom to live by such as: Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

Funny Slogans on Commercial Vehicles

A catchy slogan on your commercial vehicle will catch the public’s eye and help customers remember your business. If the slogan is especially funny, it will assist the customer in remembering your business. Here are some catchy, funny slogans found on commercial vehicles.

Why the Chicken Crossed the Road

Why did the chicken cross the road? PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

Redneck Questions and Answers

Rednick questions and answers such as: How can you tell if a redneck is married? There is dried chewing tobacco on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.

Chinese Proverbs of Hung Dong

Here are a few Chinese Proverbs taken from the wisdom of an ancient Chinese philosopher, Hung Dong. Proverbs such as: Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Male Sociology Lession

What follows is a male sociology lesson. The author is unknown. Probably female.

Animal Questions and Answers

Get it here first. Rarely heard but real-life animal related questions and answers from Funny Grins.

Funny Bumper Stickers and T-Shirt Slogans

The following are a collection of funny quotes taken straight from car bumper stickers.

Wise Saying for not so Wise People

The following are wise sayings from Funny Grins’ very own Jokester. Life is sexually transmitted. Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane….