Archive | Relationships and Marriage

19 November 2014 ~ 0 Comments

God wants spiritual fruit

God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts

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02 June 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Guide to public displays of affection

Guide to public displays of affection

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29 March 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Boy! You really messed up this time, didn’t you?

Boy! You really messed up this time, didn’t you?

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20 March 2014 ~ 0 Comments

A woman without her man is nothing

A woman without her man is nothing

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09 February 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Oh, you shouldn’t have…

Oh, you shouldn’t have…

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04 February 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Astute observation my friend

Shouldn't that be an even number?

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25 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Hi, we understand you are 40 years old and still not married

Hi, we understand you are 40 years old and still not married

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23 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

My ex texted me like, “You can delete my number”…

My ex texted me like, “You can delete my number”…

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18 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Don’t go breaking my heart

Don’t go breaking my heart

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14 August 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Get me a drink before it starts

A man arrives at his home after an exhausting day at work.  He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a drink before it starts.” The wife rolls her eyes, sighs and gets him a drink.

Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another drink before it starts.” She looks cross, but fetches another drink and slams it down on the table next to him.

The man finishes that dring and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another drink, it’s going to start any minute.”

By this time, the wife is furious. She yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink and sit on your lazy butt in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore …”

The man sighs and says, “It’s started …”

 

 

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