Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
Jokes in the ‘Women Jokes’ Category
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My Wish to Understand Women
February 12th, 2011 
jokester A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK so you released me from the lamp blah blah blah, but this is the fourth time this week and I’m getting a little sick of these wishes, so you can forget about three. You only get one wish.”
Anyone here man enough to make a woman of me?
January 30th, 2011 jokester An 18 year old girl walks into a bar, rips off her clothes and asks, “Is there anyone here man enough to make a woman of me?”
Doctor, I hurt all over
January 14th, 2011 jokester A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor. “You have to help me doc, I hurt all over”, said the woman.
The Husband Store for Impossible Women
January 1st, 2011 jokester A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates…
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
December 13th, 2010 boris Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!” The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife [...]
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