Jokes in the ‘Chain Letters’ Category

Heads up on parking lot scam targeting older gentlemen

A “heads up” for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe’s, Home Depot, Costco, and even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Don’t Blame Senior Citizens for THESE problems

The following chain letter began its rounds in April of 2011 and pointed addresses some of the problems of the modern-day American society. While political and harsh in its evaluation, the later half of the chain letter is a witty take on the elderly.

Reasons to be Glad You are Getting Older

The following are true stories submitted by readers. ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don’t have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don’t?" I [...]

Cute Life Quotes

Fashion fades, only style remains the same. (Coco Chanel) No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a nap. (Carrie Snow) A warrior seeks to act rather than talk. (Carlos Castaneda) Dance is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. (George Bernard Shaw) Impoliteness is frequently the sign of an awkward modesty that [...]

Friday Therapy: Sun and Moon Edition

The following chain letter made the rounds in early February 2011. These unique photographs use the Sun in the background as a rather unique prop…

Thoughts about Life

This chain letter made the rounds in early 2011 featuring cute photographs of animals matched with famous quotations regarding life and humanity.

75 Fun Things to Do at the Doctor’s/Dentist’s Office/Waiting Room

75 FUN THINGS TO DO AT THE DOCTOR’S/DENTIST’S OFFICE/WAITING ROOM: 1.Sit down right next to a complete stranger. Turn and smile. Turn back whenever they look. Then, after a few minutes, stick your nose into their armpit and start to sniff them. 2.Go up to the receptionist with your lips wrapped around your teeth and [...]

71 Things to do on an Exam You Know You’re Going to Fail

71 THINGS TO DO ON AN EXAM YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE GOING TO FAIL 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!” 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell [...]

7 Ways to Be Annoying on Christmas

7 WAYS TO BE ANNOYING ON CHRISTMAS 1. Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, “Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town”¦” 2. Hang a stocking with your roommate’s name on it. Collect coal and sharp objects in it. 3. Paint your nose red [...]

50 Ways to Confuse People in the Computer Lab

50 Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Just Scare the Bejeezus Out of the People in the Computer Lab 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream “Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look [...]