Jokes in the ‘Real Life Misc’ Category

Daughter breaks curfew–as punishment she has to wear this t-shirt to school for one week

This guy posted this on reddit. His daughter stayed out past curfew last week. As punishment, the dad made this t-shirt with his scowling picture on it and the words, “Try Me!!!”. He made his daughter wear the shirt to school for one week.

Kulula – the funny airlines with a (sometimes dark) sense of humor

Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Below we have a collection of funny flight-attendant and pilot announcements along with some hilarious pictures of Kulula’s beautiful airplanes.

Funny notes left to roommates

Having a roommate can be loads of fun or a huge pain in the butt. Here are some funny roomie notes.

Photoshop comedian

In this hilarious exchange, a fun-loving family member toys with the other family members trying to get a missing family member photoshopped into a vacation picture.

Uh, can pregnant women go swimming?

This real-life question was posted on Ask Yahoo in April of 2011 and begs the ever curious question, “Can pregnant women go swimming without drowning the baby?”

Funny patient response to doctor threat of $50 charge for no show appointment

We’ve all heard this before. Some medical establishments charge a fee if you miss or cancel an appointment. In this case, the patient received a letter informing them that they had an upcoming appointment and would be charged $50 if they did not show up. Seeing that the patient never made the appointment in the first place, he cleverly turns the tables on the doctor’s office in this humorous response.

You Are Under Attack Now

Funny note from spouse. Welcome home from work. Two things: (1) This gun with ammo is yours [see nerf gun next to note] (2) I have one too and you’re under attack as of NOW.

Funny Text Messages

Don’t ask how we get these but the following are real-life funny text messages. The things people say in text messages, especially when they think nobody else will ever see them, are funnier than any comedian-written joke.

Funny 404 (Page not Found) Errors

When you visit a web site and attempt to access a web page that does not exist, the web site will issue a “404 error” indicating that the page could not be found. In most cases these 404 errors are cut and dry, standard, technical explanations. But some webmasters get a bit creative and spice things up with a humorous 404 error page. Here’s a collection of funny 404 errors from around the web.

Funny Dear Abby Letters and Responses

Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I’ve never seen a man go into the apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?