08 January 2016 ~ 0 Comments

My transformation into a seal is complete

My transformation into a seal is complete

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17 November 2015 ~ 0 Comments

OMG! Violent high-speed collision causes horrible… Oh, forget it.

Woman in wheelchair hits crossbar - goes under it

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05 June 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Zoo vet mistakes man in gorilla suit for real thing – shoots with tranquilizer gun

Gorilla costume

Staff at the Loro Parque Zoo were taking part in a drill designed to ensure proper emergency procedures were in place in case one of the gorillas escaped its enclosure. But the zoo vet had not been informed of the training exercise. He spotted the employee wearing a gorilla suit and sprang into action shooting the man in the leg with a tranquilizer gun designed for a 400 lb gorilla. The costumed employee, before passing out, recognized the mistake and began fleeing while tearing off the costume. According to La Opinion de Tenerife, when the man was located he was wearing nothing but his underwear.

The injured man was taken to the University Hospital of the Canary islands where he recovered and is now in good condition.

Real gorilla

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17 April 2014 ~ 0 Comments

I’ve been in tougher positions

I’ve been in tougher positions

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14 March 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Oops, I spilt water all over my homework

Oops, I spilt water all over my homework

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03 February 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Ah, I could use a little help here

Long story - just pull

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18 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Oh my gosh, those anti-collision brakes even work in the snow!

Oh my gosh, those anti-collision brakes even work in the snow!

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11 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

We can think of about a half-dozen things that could go wrong here…

We can think of about a half-dozen things that could go wrong here…

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16 December 2013 ~ 0 Comments

Uh, Houston, we have a problem

Uh, Houston, we have a problem

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22 May 2013 ~ 0 Comments

I’m not a priest but maybe I can apply what I’ve learned and lend a helping hand anyway

A man is crossing a busy street in New York City when he is unexpectedly struck by a bus. As the man lies dying on the sidewalk, a crowd of spectators gathers around.

"A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps.

A policeman looks around, checks the crowd.  No priest, no minister, no man of God of any kind.

"A PRIEST, PLEASE!" the dying man says again.

Suddenly, out of the crowd steps a little old scruffy man of at least eighty years of age.

"Mr. Policeman," says the man, "I’m not a priest. I’m not even a Catholic. But for fifty years now I’m living behind St. Elizabeth’s Catholic Church on First Avenue, and every night I’m listening to the Catholic litany. Maybe I can be of some comfort to this man."

The policeman agreed and brought the old fellow over to where the dying man lay. He kneels down, leans over the injured and says in a solemn voice:

"Under the B, 4. Under the I, 19. Under the N, 38. Under the G, 54. Under the O, 72. . ."

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