Kulula is a low-cost South-African airline that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Below we have a collection of funny flight-attendant and pilot announcements along with some hilarious pictures of Kulula’s beautiful airplanes.
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The showoff F-16 pilot
March 29th, 2012 
jokester A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off. The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “Watch this!”, and promptly went into a barrel-roll followed by a steep climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.
Funny things said on a plane
February 28th, 2012 jokester The following are collection of (supposedly) true announcements made on some of the more humorous national airlines.
Airline introduces half-price fare for wives of businessmen
June 9th, 2011 jokester A popular airline recently introduced a new special half rate fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting great success and feedback from their marketing promotion, the airline sent out letters to wives of all the businessmen who had used the special rates, asking them how they enjoyed their trip.
Military Complaints and the Responses Received
February 6th, 2011 jokester Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews: Problem: “Left inside main tire almost needs replacement” Solution: “Almost replaced left inside main tire”
Make sure you know your pilot before you take off
February 6th, 2011 jokester The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. “It will be waiting for you at the airport!” he was assured by his editor.
True Aviation Rules to Live By
February 6th, 2011 jokester The following are 12 rules that every airplane pilot vows to live by.
Sorry, this plane will lift all this hunting gear
February 5th, 2011 jokester Two moose hunters from Texas are flown into a remote lake in Alaska. They have a good hunt and both manage to get a large moose. When the plane returns to pick them up, the pilot looks at the animals and says, “This little plane won’t lift all of us, the equipment, and both of those animals. You’ll have to leave one. We’d never make it over the trees on the take off.”
