08 August 2018 ~ 0 Comments

Heck, I’m convinced…

Nice drinks, maybe bears

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24 July 2018 ~ 0 Comments

This is why liquor store employees are not allowed to drink on the job…

Oh wait, we don't sell frames

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10 November 2014 ~ 0 Comments

So that’s how it happens…

Drinking alcoholic beverages before pregnancy can cause pregnancy

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16 March 2014 ~ 0 Comments

You can’t find happiness at the bottom of a beer

You can’t find happiness at the bottom of a beer

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20 February 2014 ~ 0 Comments

You can’t find happiness at the bottom of a beer

You can't find happiness at the bottom of a beer

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13 January 2014 ~ 0 Comments

I only drink on days beginning with “T”

I only drink on days beginning with “T”

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17 September 2013 ~ 0 Comments

Beep Beep–I’m a milk truck!

Beep Beep–I’m a milk truck!

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23 June 2013 ~ 0 Comments

How to determine what your kid will be when he grows up

“I have an idea,” said the father. He put a ten-dollar bill, a bottle of whiskey, and a Bible on the coffee table. “If he takes the money he’ll be a banker. If he takes the whiskey he’ll be a wino, and if he takes the Bible that means he’ll be a preacher.”

So the man and his wife hide just before their son comes in the door, and watch from where they’re hiding.

The boy saunters over to the coffee table. He picks up the ten-dollar bill, looks at it, then sets it down. He picks up the bottle of whiskey, uncorks it, sniffs it, then sets it down. Then he picks up the Bible, leafs through it, then sets it down.

Then the boy takes the money and stuffs it into his pocket, grabs the whiskey, and walks off with the Bible under his arm.

“Well how do you like that!” exclaims the father. “He’s going to be a politician!”

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27 February 2012 ~ 0 Comments

God, please help me find a parking spot

A man is harried, frantic, and nervous.  He’s late for an interview, and he’s been driving around the block for 20 minutes trying to find a spot.

In desperation, he looks to the heavens and pleads “God, if you will give me a parking spot right now, I promise, I’ll give up drinking forever.”

Just then, a parking spot opens up right in front of him.  He looks back up to God and says “nevermind, found one.”

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11 March 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Beer Turns Men into Women

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their alcohol consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.  The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.  It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

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