Jokes Tagged ‘america’

Go America Go! They love us!

This funny protest sign comes to us from Pakistan. The meaning of the wording doesn’t quite portray their true feelings? Or does it?

Department of Homeland Security Alert

We’ve just been notified by Security that there have been 6 suspected terrorists working out of your office. Five of the six have been apprehended: Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin and Bin Drinkin have been taken into custody.

A new American Holiday

Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.

Handy Phrases For Traveling in the Middle East

A few handy phrases translated to English — in case you’re ever kidnapped by terrorists.

American Women…Do Your Part To Help! Stand Up, Be Seen!

We need to get this message out. Please forward, America needs your help! The President has asked that we unite for a common cause.

Bin Laden’s Great Wall

Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.