Hey honey, you mind stepping out of the car and asking directions. King Brown Snake in Australia (the 2nd largest venomous snake on the planet reaches lengths of 30 feet). Click picture for full-size view.
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Ibex on Dam Wall in Italy
March 21st, 2011 
jokester This is the Diga del Cingino dam in Italy – but look closer… see spots on the dam wall? They are European Ibex and they like to eat the moss and lichen & lick the salt off the dam wall. Click picture for full-size view.
In Gorilla Sign Language that Means @#$! You
March 4th, 2011 jokester This man went to the zoo one day. While he was standing in front of the gorilla’s enclosure, the wind gusted and he got some grit in his eye. As he pulled his eyelid down to dislodge the particle, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the man came to his senses, the zookeeper was anxiously bending over him, and as soon as he was able to talk, he explained what had happened. The zookeeper nodded and explained that in gorilla language, pulling down your eyelid means “*@#$! you”.
The Defective but Intelligent Parrot
February 28th, 2011 jokester This guy is not getting along so well with his wife so he thinks that maybe he’d like to have a pet he can get along with. So, he goes to a pet shop in search of a friend. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, “Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?”
Which Came First, the Chicken or the Egg?
February 23rd, 2011 jokester Which came first, the chicken or the egg? This simple explanation taken from a real-life encounter answers the infamous question once and for all.
Animal Limericks
February 19th, 2011 jokester Animal related limericks such as: A mouse in her room woke Miss Doud Who was frightened and screamed very loud Then a happy thought hit her To scare off the critter She sat up in bed and just meowed.
Female Parrot Prostitutes
February 19th, 2011 jokester A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired. “They say, `Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?”
Cute Life Quotes
February 18th, 2011 jokester Fashion fades, only style remains the same. (Coco Chanel) No day is so bad it can’t be fixed with a nap. (Carrie Snow) A warrior seeks to act rather than talk. (Carlos Castaneda) Dance is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. (George Bernard Shaw) Impoliteness is frequently the sign of an awkward modesty that [...]
The Heckling Parrot
February 15th, 2011 jokester A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.
The Difference in Dogs and Women
February 14th, 2011 jokester We love ‘em both. One is Man’s best friend and the other is, well… Here’s the subtle differences between dogs and women.
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