A man is drinking in a bar. After he’s been drinking for a while he mentions that his girlfriend is out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it is so cold, goes to check on her. When he looks inside the car, he sees the man’s friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shakes his head and walks back inside.
Jokes Tagged ‘bar’
A man is in a bar after a long night of drinking when he notices a drunk who keeps falling off his stool. The man finishes his drink watching the other man trying to get back up onto his stool. Feeling a bit sorry for the drunk, the man tries to help him stand up, but the drunk just keeps falling back down to the floor.
A man walks into a bar and asks for 12 whiskeys. He then commences to slamming them down, one after the other, as fast as he can. The bartender asks, “Why are you drinking those whiskeys so fast?”
A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me a beer before problems start!” He drinks the beer, then orders another, shouting, “Give me a beer before problems start!” The bartender looks confused.
A man stumbles into a bar and begins ordering drink after drink. The bartender throws the man out for being too drunk. The drunk walks back into the bar and again, the bartender throws him out for being too drunk. Again the drunk walks back into the bar. The bartender is just about to throw him out when the drunk looks at him and says, “How many bars do you own, anyway?”
A man walks into a bar located on the top floor of a 70 story skyscraper. He takes a seat. Another man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack Daniels. He downs it, and then takes a running leap out the window. Much to everyone’s surprise, he floats back up and climbs through the window back into the bar. The man at the bar is amazed and asks the man how he did it.
Two men are sitting in a bar and the first one asks if the other one if he can buy him a drink. “Why of course,” comes the reply. The first man then asks, “Where are you from?” “I”m from Ireland,” replies the second man.
A man walks into a bar and says, “Give me three bottles of Guinness, please.” So the bartender brings him three bottles and the man proceeds to sip one, then the next, and then the third until they’re gone. He then orders three more and the bartender says, “Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one and I’ll bring you a fresh one as soon as you’re low.”
An old man walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of 40-year-old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot of 10-year-old Scotch and figures that the man won’t be able to tell the difference. The man downs the Scotch and says, “This Scotch is only 10 years old! I specifically asked for 40-year-old Scotch.”