04 May 2018 ~ 0 Comments

No really, trust us -we’re perfectly capable of handling your emergency call

Police car with misspelled Dail 911 painted on it

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06 November 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Funny license plate that is sure to confuse the police

Funny license plate that is sure to confuse the police

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20 June 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Is this your car?

Funny sign about stolen car

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12 February 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Ah, so that’s what happen when soda freezes in your car

Ah, so that’s what happen when soda freezes in your car

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11 May 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Close shave

I told you that you were too close to the rail…

In this humorous photo, this car shaved the guardrail right off.  Click picture for full-size view.

Car shaves guardrail right off

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02 February 2011 ~ 0 Comments

The Pope’s first time driving

The Pope comes to America. Of course, he’s very busy. Masses, rallies, dinners, events, etc. For security, he has the same limo driver daily. One evening at a banquet, he sees a chance to sneak away unnoticed. He goes out back, finds his limo, knocks on the window and finds the driver lounging in the rear seat eating a huge sandwich with his feet up on the driver’s seat.

Driver: Your holiness! I’m so sorry. Where can I take you? Forgive me!

Pope: Sit, eat, my son. Truthfully, I’d like to take the car for a drive. I’m the Pope, and everything is done for me. I’ve never driven an automobile. Please allow me.

Driver: Certainly, Your Holiness. Let me assist.

Pope: No. Sit, my son. Finish your dinner.

The Pope begins to drive. Naturally, he is not very good at it as he has never done this before. After hitting several parked cars, lamp posts, and stop signs, he is pulled over by a state trooper. The police man gets out of his cruiser, approaches the driver’s window and knocks. The Pope lowers the window, Trooper eyes the scene and retreats to his cruiser.

Immediately, the policeman grabs his cell phone and phones the governor.

Trooper: Governor, this is State Trooper Wilson. I’ve just pulled over the most important person in the world for a serious traffic violation but I don’t know what to do.

Governor: Wilson, who could you possibly have pulled over?

Trooper: I have no idea, but he’s sitting in the back seat of a limo, eating a sandwich and the Pope is his driver!

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31 December 2010 ~ 0 Comments

Where should I park my car?

One winter morning a couple is listening to the radio over breakfast.  They hear the announcer say, “We are going to have eight to 10 inches of snow today.  You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.”  Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.  You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.”  Norman’s wife goes out and moves her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, “We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.  You must park… ”

Then the electric power goes out.  Norman’s wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, “Honey, I don’t know what to do.  Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?”  With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, “Why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time, honey?”

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