Why did the chicken cross the road? PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
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How do you prepare your Chickens?
March 11th, 2011 
jokester “May I take your order?” the waiter asked. “Yes. I’m just wondering, how do you prepare your chickens?”
Which Came First, the Chicken or the Egg?
February 23rd, 2011 jokester Which came first, the chicken or the egg? This simple explanation taken from a real-life encounter answers the infamous question once and for all.
Guess How Many Chickens in this Bag
February 12th, 2011 jokester Two fellas from Arkansas approach each other on the street. One is carrying a large sack. “Hey, Tommy Ray, whacha got in the bag?” “Jus’ some chickens.” “If I guesses how many they are, kin I have one?”
Sometimes it Does Take a Rocket Scientist
February 6th, 2011 jokester Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all travelling at maxi- mum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
I’m Gonna Freeze the Attitude Out of That Parrot
February 6th, 2011 jokester A guy named David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren’t expletives were, to say the least, rude.
Super fast chickens
January 17th, 2011 jokester One day Ma an Pa were out for a Sunday drive. They’re driving along at about 40 mph when Pa hears “cluck, cluck”. He looks out the window and running beside the car is a chicken. Pa increases his speed to 60 mph, looks out the window, and the hen is still running alongside the car, not even breaking a sweat. Pa increases the speed of the car to 80 mph but then the chicken makes a sharp right hand turn into a long driveway.
