A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly so she puts him in the closet and shuts the door. Her husband also comes home, so she puts her lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says “dark in Here”
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Kid and Children Limericks
February 19th, 2011 
jokester Kid and children related limericks such as: There once was a kid named Darren Who’s room was surprisingly barren He had no toys Like all normal boys But he did believe in sharing.
Parent Definitions
February 6th, 2011 jokester The following parental dictionary will help parents decipher and understand the not-so-evident meaning behind commonly misunderstood child related phrases. DEFENCE: What you’d better have around de yard if you’re going to let de children play outside.
Where is God?
January 30th, 2011 jokester A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. They boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergy- man in the afternoon.
Cooties – protect your children
January 19th, 2011 jokester Cooties has reached epidemic proportions. It is the responsibility of each and every parent to do their part to protect their children against this spreading disease.
Wanted Dead or Alive
January 2nd, 2011 jokester Larry’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals.
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