“Daddy, tell me a bedtime story.” “Sure honey. Once upon a time there was a little girl that wouldn’t go to bed. Then she died.”
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Famous funny Phyllis Diller one-liners and hilarious quotes
August 21st, 2012 
jokester Phyllis Diller jokes tended to focus on her failings as a housewife, her lack of sex appeal, and the shortcomings of an imaginary husband (Fang) and overweight mother-in-law. Here are a few of Phyllis Diller’s famouse funny lines and quotes.
Posted in Q&A and One Liners 
Tags: beauty, children, cooking, housekeeping, husband, mother-in-law 
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May 11th, 2012 jokester This chain letter made the rounds in May 2012 and explains the stages of life including truths that children and adults have learned and the definition of success at each stage in life.
Mommy, Mommy Shutup Death Jokes
February 14th, 2012 jokester Mommy, Mommy! Shut up jokes are disgusting, vile, shocking, and funny! Here is a collection of death-related Mommy, Mommy jokes.
Mommy, Mommy Shut up Cannibal Jokes
February 13th, 2012 jokester Mommy, Mommy! Shut up jokes are disgusting, vile, shocking, and funny! Here is a collection of cannibal-related Mommy, Mommy jokes.
Disgusting Mommy, Mommy Shut up Jokes
February 12th, 2012 jokester Mommy, Mommy! Shut up jokes are disgusting, vile, shocking, and funny! Here is a collection of horribly disgusting Mommy, Mommy jokes.
Mommy, Mommy Shut up Jokes
February 11th, 2012 jokester Mommy, Mommy! Shut up jokes are disgusting, vile, shocking, and funny! Here is a collection of funny Mommy, Mommy jokes.
Dad’s gonna ride in the back seat this time
June 5th, 2011 jokester 16-year-old Little Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. To celebrate, the whole family filed out to the driveway and climbed into the car for Little Johnny’s first drive. Without stopping, Dad immediately headed to the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver.
Hungry kid plays mommy and daddy
May 29th, 2011 jokester A mother finds her son sneaking ice cream out of the freezer. Angrily, she exclaims, “Dinner is going to be ready in an hour. Put the ice cream away and go play.” Son: “But Mom, I’m bored and there’s nobody to play with.”
Please be safe at the prom
May 13th, 2011 jokester This 2nd grade class was asked to fill in the blanks in a safety letter to their high school seniors about to attend the prom. Here’s one of the 2nd grader submissions with a “ahead of her years” suggestion.
