Jokes Tagged ‘cowboy’

Country and Cowboy Limericks

A collection of limericks related to cowboys, indians, and all that old-time western stuff.

This is how Oregon cowboys do it

Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire smoking, drinking and having a good time. The Texan takes a full bottle of the finest tequila, throws it up in the air and shoots it to pieces. The Californian and Oregonian are clearly dismayed at that show, and ask “Now what’d you go and do THAT for?” The Texan just drawled “Where I come from, we got a lot of those.”

Three wishes for the cowboy

It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked trails looking for cattle that survived the winter. As one cowboy’s horse went around the narrow trail, it came upon a rattlesnake warming itself in the spring sunshine. The horse reared and the cowboy drew his six-gun to shoot the snake.

Mind if I talk to your sheep?

A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Oklahoma Hills. Cowboy: “Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?”