Two men were driving to their first heist when the passenger admitted to the driver that he was probably too scared to pull off the job. The driver scolded him, “Don’t be pussy. You’ll do just fine. Just give them our demands and they will cooperate. You can do this.”
Jokes Tagged ‘crime’
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,”What are you charged with?” “Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.
One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. The thief then went through Tim’s pockets and searched him.
Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw “wanted” pictures, posted on the wall, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a criminal that was wanted by the law.
A burglar breaks into a home. He spots a stereo system that looks good so he grabs it. Then he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you”.
Uh yeah, that’s one heck of a fall buddy. I’m guessing the marine friends of the marine you stabbed helped you right up – eh? The following newspaper article appeared in Georgia concerning a nasty fall a criminal took after robbing a local Best Buy store and stabbing a United States Marine that was standing outside the store.
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