20 June 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Is this your car?

Funny sign about stolen car

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04 May 2014 ~ 0 Comments

Stupid thieves

Stupid thieves

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20 June 2013 ~ 0 Comments

Newspapers aren’t even trying any more

Stabbing results in injury - duh

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09 June 2013 ~ 0 Comments

Please unload your gun before entering

Sign found in a local diner.

Please unload your gun and remove mask before entering

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17 February 2012 ~ 0 Comments

The nervous bank robber

Two men were driving to their first heist when the passenger admitted to the driver that he was probably too scared to pull off the job.  The driver scolded him, “Don’t be  such a baby.  You’ll do just fine. Just give them our demands and they will cooperate. You can do this.”

The robbers pulled up to the bank and the passenger bravely exited the car, calmly walked into the bank, confidently approached the bank  teller, boldly pulled out his gun, and said, “All right mother stickers, this is a screw up, put your brains in the bag, or I’ll blow the money all over the floor.”

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18 December 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Early Christmas Shopping should be a Crime

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,”What are you charged with?”

“Doing my Christmas shopping early”, replied the defendant.

“That’s no offense”, said the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”

The defendant replied, “Before the store opened.”

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01 September 2011 ~ 0 Comments

The victim and his fight to keep his money

One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight. However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. The thief then went through Tim’s pockets and searched him. All the thief could find on Tim was 25 cents. The thief was so surprised at this that he asked Tim why he had bothered to fight so hard for a 25 cents.

“Was that all you wanted?” Tim replied, “I thought you were after the five hundred dollars I’ve got in my shoe!”

 

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03 August 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Kid solution to catching most wanted criminals

Little Johnny’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw “wanted” pictures, posted on the wall, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a criminal that was wanted by the law.

“Yes,” said the policeman. “The detectives want very badly to find and capture him.”

With a puzzled look on his face, little Johnny asked, “Well, why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?”

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03 June 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Jesus is watching you

A burglar breaks into a home. He spots a stereo system that looks good so he grabs it. Then he hears a voice “JESUS is watching you”.

He looks around with his flashlight wandering “What the hell was that?”. He spots some money lying on a table so he grabs it and stuffs it in his pocket.  Once again he hears a voice ” JESUS is watching you”.

He ducks in a corner and looks around the room trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks ” Was that your voice?”.

The parrot says “YES”.

The burglar then asks, “What’s your name?”.

The parrot says “MOSES”.

The burglar laughs and says ” What kind of person names his bird moses??”

The parrot replies “The same kind of person that would name their Rotweiler Jesus”.

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13 May 2011 ~ 0 Comments

Criminal suffers massive injuries after fall off of curb

Uh yeah, that’s one heck of a fall buddy.  I’m guessing the marine friends of the marine you stabbed helped you right up – eh?  The following newspaper article appeared in Georgia concerning a nasty fall a criminal took after robbing a local Best Buy store and stabbing a United States Marine that was standing outside the store.

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Criminal Suffers Injuries From Fall

Criminal suffers massive injuries from fall after Best Buy robbery

 

The text of the article reads:

Orville Smith, a store manager for Best Buy in Augusta, Georgia, told police he observed a male customer, later identified as Tyrone Jackson of Augusta, on surveillance cameras putting a laptop computer under his jacket.  When confronted the man became irate, knocked down an employee, drew a knife and ran for the door.

Outside on the sidewalk were four Marines collecting toys for the Toys for Tots program.  Smith said the Marines stopped the man, but he stabbed one of the marines, Corporal Phillip Duggan, in the back.  The injury did not appear to be severe.

After Police and an ambulance arrived at the scene Cpl. Dugan was transported for treatment.

According to the police report, “The subject was also transported to the local hospital with two broken arms, a broken ankle, a broken leg, several missing teeth, possible broken ribs, multiple contusions, assorted lacerations, a broken nose, and a broken jaw… injuries he sustained when he slipped and fell off the curb after stabbing the Marine.”

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