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Funny Tombstones and their Funny Epitaphs
April 12th, 2011 
jokester When you die, who gets the last laugh? In these instances, the poor soul that departed this Earth leaves us with hilariously funny epitaphs and tombstones. The following are real-life funny tombstones.
The dead church bell ringer
March 31st, 2011 jokester After Quasimodo’s death, the bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening process. After observing several applicants demonstrate their skills, he had decided to call it a day. Just then, an armless man approached him and announced that he was there to apply for the bell ringer’s job.
Illicit late night activities just might pay off in the end
March 31st, 2011 jokester Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. “I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently “widowed, ” she explained. “I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.”
So this is what heaven is like
March 31st, 2011 jokester A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. “Mary…Mary….”
Don’t eat the Cookies
March 25th, 2011 jokester An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death’s final agony, as he started to slip away, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.
How do you know that frog is dead?
March 11th, 2011 jokester One of the teachers had a kindergartner come up to her and say that he found a frog. The teacher asked if the frog was alive or dead. The student said it was dead. The teacher asked how he knew. The boy said, “I pissed in its ear.”
How do you prepare your Chickens?
March 11th, 2011 jokester “May I take your order?” the waiter asked. “Yes. I’m just wondering, how do you prepare your chickens?”
Sprinkle Gunpowder on your Cornflakes
March 7th, 2011 jokester A man once counselled his son that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his Cornflakes every morning. The son did this religiously, and he lived to the age of 93.
The Polite Way to Say Death by Hanging
March 7th, 2011 jokester The applicant for life insurance was finding it difficult to fill out the application. The salesman asked what the trouble was, and the man said that he couldn’t answer the question about the cause of death of his father. The salesman wanted to know why. After some embarrassment the client explained that his father had been hanged. The salesman pondered for a moment.
(4.00 out of 5)