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You aren’t the first doctor to sleep with a patient
March 31st, 2011 
jokester Doctor Bob had slept with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: “Bob, don’t worry about it.”
The Ed Zachary Disease
February 23rd, 2011 jokester A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite sometime. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see Dr. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him.
You gotta eat better
January 14th, 2011 jokester A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear. “What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.
Doctor, I hurt all over
January 14th, 2011 jokester A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. “Where are you hurting?” asked the doctor. “You have to help me doc, I hurt all over”, said the woman.
The proctologist exam tools
January 11th, 2011 jokester Joe went into his proctologist’s office for a rectal exam. Elaine, the doctor’s new nurse, took him to an examining room and told him to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see him.
Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
January 10th, 2011 jokester Top 10 Things You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
How much for a brain?
January 2nd, 2011 jokester A lawyer finds out he has a brain tumor, and it’s inoperable – in fact, it’s so large, they have to do a brain transplant.
Honey, what’s for dinner?
December 31st, 2010 jokester A man feared his wife wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.
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