Jokes Tagged ‘dog’

Pets show us the right way to relax

Funny collection of pictures showing pets sleeping in unusual ways. The pets below, in this cute set of sleeping pets pictures, show us the right way to relax.

Man, that was one delicious leopard

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, “Boy, I’m in deep doo doo now.” Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat.

The Difference in Dogs and Women

We love ‘em both. One is Man’s best friend and the other is, well… Here’s the subtle differences between dogs and women.

How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

You asked for it and Funny Grins delivers. How many dogs, broken down by breed, does it take to change a light bulb?

Animal Questions and Answers

Get it here first. Rarely heard but real-life animal related questions and answers from Funny Grins.

Oh, to be a dog

Two guys walk out of a bar after a few hours of hard drinking. One of them almost falls over a dog that is laying on the sidewalk. The dog is licking his balls. The first guy looks at his friend, smiles and says, “I sure wish I could do that!”

Say liver and cheese and you can have me

A Chihuahua, a Doberman, and a Bulldog walk into a bar for a drink. A great-looking female collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.”

The mathematical dog

A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR with his dog. He puts the dog on the bar and says to the bartender, “This is the smartest dog in the world. I bet $5 that you can ask him anything and he will tell you the right answer.”

Just swinging my dog around

A BLIND MAN WALKS INTO A BAR, grabs his dog, and starts swinging him around. The bartender says, ‘Hey mate, what are you doing?’

My dog doesn’t bite

A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR and sits down next to a lady and a dog. The man asks, ‘Does your dog bite?’ The lady answers, ‘Never!’ The man reaches out to pat the dog…