23 November 2016 ~ 0 Comments

Biden: OK, so here’s the plan…

Biden holding President Obama

Biden: Ok here’s the plan: have you seen Home Alone?

Obama: Joe, no.

Biden: Just one booby trap.

Obama: Joe.

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19 November 2016 ~ 0 Comments

Trump: Can I come in?

Trump: Can I come in?

Trump: Can I come in?

Biden: What’s the password?

Trump: I don’t know.

Biden: Losers says what?

Trump: What.

Obama: JOE!

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18 November 2016 ~ 0 Comments

Biden: What if we take the batteries out of all the remotes before we leave?

Biden: What if we take the batteries out of all the remotes before we leave?

Joe: “What if we take batteries out of all of the remotes before we leave?”

Barack:” Joe we can’t – ”

Joe: “Or we could cut all the cords!”

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17 November 2016 ~ 0 Comments

Obama: Joe, why are you holding my hand?

Obama: Joe, why are you holding my hand?

Obama: “Joe, why are you still holding my hand?”

Biden: “I wanna freak Mike Pence out”

Obama: “But why?”

Biden: “Just roll with it”

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